Robert's Good Sense Of Humor :)

I had sent robert an e mail along with other people of the 40+ survey questions and he replied back with his answers... This pretty much shows his sense of humor.. and I had forwarded it to Mary and she thought I should post it.. I Told Robert I wanted to show others his sense of humor and how he is so funny... Now some of these answers are true but the rest are not.. You can pretty much tell what is real answers and some are not..although some I had to question him on..


Robert's 40+ Survey Questions

1. Your name spelled backwards? eman ruoy

2. Where were your parents born? In A Hospital

3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? This E-Mail

4. What's your favorite restaurant? any one that serves food, especially KFC

5. Last time you swam in a pool? Right Before The Waters Receeded & Noah Yelled Land Ho!

6. Have you ever been in a school play? Yes...Debbie Does Robert! Ha Ha

7. How many kids do you want? Next Question...Ha!

8. Type of music you dislike most? The Kind That Kenny Chesney Makes & Never Wins Awards For!!!

9. Are you registered to vote? Yes, but don't cause one crook in office is the same as another one.

10. Do you have cable? Nope...Direct TV

11. Have you ever ridden on a moped? Nopey

12. Ever prank-called anybody? Of Course

13. Best friend? My wife Sandra Whom Is Also My Worst Enemy...Hehehehe Love Ya Honey :)

14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? Underwear Jumping

15. Furthest place you ever traveled? To Work (otherwise known as hell)

16. Do you have a garden? Nopey

17. What's your favorite comic strip? Garfield

18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? Nopey...Who Does

19. Bath or Shower, morning or night? Bath At Night

20. Best movie you've seen in the past month? National Lampoon's Vacation

21. Favorite pizza toppings? Pepperoni, hamburger,mushroom, sausage, Green Peppers, Canadian Bacon, Etc.

22. Chips or popcorn? Blondes. Ha Ha

23. What color lipstick do you usually wear? Purple

24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells? What Kinda Frickin Question Is That?

25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? Uhhhh....Nah!

26. Orange Juice or apple? Drink Orange Juice & Eat Apples

27. Who was the last person you went out to dinner with? My Lovely Wife (with good sense of humor) Sandra

29. When was the last time you voted at the polls? I could never find the lever on the light pole

30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato? Every Chance I Get

31. Have you ever won a trophy? Nopey

32 Are you a good cook? No, I burn water

33. Do you know how to pump your own gas? Yep sure do

34. Ever ordered from an infomercial? no

35. Sprite or 7-up? Sprite

36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work? Yes (Pizza Delivery)

37. Last thing you bought at a Walgreens? A Blow Up doll

38. Ever thrown up in public? Yes

39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love? Well If You Were A Millionaire You Would Find Love

40. Do you believe in love at first sight? Yes...But Only After You Wipe Off Your Glasses

41. Can ex's be just friends? NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

42. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital? Mary

43. Did you have a lot of hair as a baby? Yeah....It Was Clown Hair!

44. What message is on your answering machine? Beep!

45. Where would you like to go? To The Bathroom

46. What was the name of your first pet? Lad

47. What kinda backpack do you have, and what's in it? Don't Have One Only A Lunchbox

48. Who are your best friends of the opposite sex? My Wife.!!!

49. Who Wrote This Questionnaire? Someone With Far Too Much Time On Their Hands!


As You can tell Robert is a funny guy.. I guess his love for Monkey's show it.. Monkey's make people laugh and so does Robert :) Someone really would have to know Robert to know why loves to laugh.. although he doesn't do it much nowdays but when he get his chances he does laugh..

Picture of Robert being funny after a long hard day moving (last Feb.)