Granny's Birth Control Pills

I got this from a co worker thought it was funny and thought you guys would like this.. pretty funny...


A doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her lifefinally retired.

At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.

"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills? "Yes, they help me sleep at night." "Mrs.Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!"

She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes, dear,I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks.................................. And believe me, it helps me sleep at night."

hehe.. Thought it was funny.. but i'm glad my mom or granny didn't do this to me when I was that age :-)

Happy Birthday Sarita!!!

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday Dear Sarita
Happy Birthday to you!!!

Welcome to the 30 club!!! Hope you have a wonderful and special day!!!

Sarita


Sarita with her husband Larry

To My friend Vicky Paul

As some of you have read my sister Mary's Blog.. A friend of mine has suddenly passed away at the age of 33.. just 9 days before her 34th birthday..

I met Vicky after David and I got married and there were weekends where we got together as 2 married couples going out to eat, going to each other houses to chat till late hours of the night just being friends.. we had done this for a few years until Vicky and her husband went their seperate ways and David and I had split up 3 months after the Paul's went on their seperate way.. but still Vicky and I continued to talk to each other from time to time and comforting each other in our feelings over things that went through our lives.. She was a very good friend to have.. So when I heard of her death it really shocked me.. because She and I had just talked to each other just a few days before.. little did I know it would be the last time I talked to her...

Since finding out her death this past Friday.. I've thought about her a lot and wondering what her children will be going through now... They were VERY close to their mom..

I was playing my music on my Windows Media Player playing the songs I have on my computer when a song started playing and I knew exactly this is the song I wanted to dedicate to Vicky.. so here it is..


Michael W. Smith -
Friends Are Friends Forever

Packing up the dreams God planted
In the fertile soil of you
I can't believe the hopes He's granted
Means a chapter of your life is through

But we'll keep you close as always
It won't even seem you've gone
'Cause our hearts in big and small ways
Will keep the love that keeps us strong

And friends are friends forever
If the Lord's the Lord of them
And a friend will not say never
'Cause the welcome will not end
Though it's hard to let you go
In the Father's hands we know
That a lifetime's not too long
To live as friends

And with the faith and love God's given
Springing from the hope we know
We will pray the joy you live in
Is the strength that now you show

We'll keep you close as always
It won't even seem you've gone
'Cause our hearts in big and small ways
Will keep the love that keeps us strong

And friends are friends forever
If the Lord's the Lord of them
And a friend will not say never
'Cause the welcome will not end
Though it's hard to let you go
In the Father's hands we know
That a lifetime's not too long
To live as friends

And friends are friends forever
If the Lord's the Lord of them
And a friend will not say never
'Cause the welcome will not end
Though it's hard to let you go
In the Father's hands we know
That a lifetime's not too long
To live as friends

To live as friends

Though it's hard to let you go
In the Father's hands we know
That a lifetime's not too long
To live as friends
No a lifetime's not too long
To live as friends


Vicky... You will be close to my heart and I will never forget the friendship that you and I had.. You are going to be very sorely missed by everyone who ever knew you.. Rest In Peace my friend..

Robert's Good Sense Of Humor :)

I had sent robert an e mail along with other people of the 40+ survey questions and he replied back with his answers... This pretty much shows his sense of humor.. and I had forwarded it to Mary and she thought I should post it.. I Told Robert I wanted to show others his sense of humor and how he is so funny... Now some of these answers are true but the rest are not.. You can pretty much tell what is real answers and some are not..although some I had to question him on..


Robert's 40+ Survey Questions

1. Your name spelled backwards? eman ruoy

2. Where were your parents born? In A Hospital

3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? This E-Mail

4. What's your favorite restaurant? any one that serves food, especially KFC

5. Last time you swam in a pool? Right Before The Waters Receeded & Noah Yelled Land Ho!

6. Have you ever been in a school play? Yes...Debbie Does Robert! Ha Ha

7. How many kids do you want? Next Question...Ha!

8. Type of music you dislike most? The Kind That Kenny Chesney Makes & Never Wins Awards For!!!

9. Are you registered to vote? Yes, but don't cause one crook in office is the same as another one.

10. Do you have cable? Nope...Direct TV

11. Have you ever ridden on a moped? Nopey

12. Ever prank-called anybody? Of Course

13. Best friend? My wife Sandra Whom Is Also My Worst Enemy...Hehehehe Love Ya Honey :)

14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? Underwear Jumping

15. Furthest place you ever traveled? To Work (otherwise known as hell)

16. Do you have a garden? Nopey

17. What's your favorite comic strip? Garfield

18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? Nopey...Who Does

19. Bath or Shower, morning or night? Bath At Night

20. Best movie you've seen in the past month? National Lampoon's Vacation

21. Favorite pizza toppings? Pepperoni, hamburger,mushroom, sausage, Green Peppers, Canadian Bacon, Etc.

22. Chips or popcorn? Blondes. Ha Ha

23. What color lipstick do you usually wear? Purple

24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells? What Kinda Frickin Question Is That?

25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? Uhhhh....Nah!

26. Orange Juice or apple? Drink Orange Juice & Eat Apples

27. Who was the last person you went out to dinner with? My Lovely Wife (with good sense of humor) Sandra

29. When was the last time you voted at the polls? I could never find the lever on the light pole

30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato? Every Chance I Get

31. Have you ever won a trophy? Nopey

32 Are you a good cook? No, I burn water

33. Do you know how to pump your own gas? Yep sure do

34. Ever ordered from an infomercial? no

35. Sprite or 7-up? Sprite

36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work? Yes (Pizza Delivery)

37. Last thing you bought at a Walgreens? A Blow Up doll

38. Ever thrown up in public? Yes

39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love? Well If You Were A Millionaire You Would Find Love

40. Do you believe in love at first sight? Yes...But Only After You Wipe Off Your Glasses

41. Can ex's be just friends? NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

42. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital? Mary

43. Did you have a lot of hair as a baby? Yeah....It Was Clown Hair!

44. What message is on your answering machine? Beep!

45. Where would you like to go? To The Bathroom

46. What was the name of your first pet? Lad

47. What kinda backpack do you have, and what's in it? Don't Have One Only A Lunchbox

48. Who are your best friends of the opposite sex? My Wife.!!!

49. Who Wrote This Questionnaire? Someone With Far Too Much Time On Their Hands!


As You can tell Robert is a funny guy.. I guess his love for Monkey's show it.. Monkey's make people laugh and so does Robert :) Someone really would have to know Robert to know why loves to laugh.. although he doesn't do it much nowdays but when he get his chances he does laugh..

Picture of Robert being funny after a long hard day moving (last Feb.)

Mother,Daughters.Sister's Day Together

For MONTHS Mom, Mary and I had been talking about wanting to get together and start with our quilts etc. Mary and I have had so much excitement on being able to get together to do something together.. we bought our fabrics, quilting "tools" like Rotary Cutter, rulers, scissors etc. and just couldn't wait to have that special day!!

Like I said it was MONTHS ago when we started talking about this.. but we just really had a hard time coming up on a day we could all get together.. Mom has been on vacation a few times, Mary has had previous commitments with her kids activites etc. and I had other plans that is until a week ago saturday when we had our birthday dinner.. Mary and I talked about getting together on the following saturday and we put down on calendar that this was the day we chose.. for the following saturday.. which was YESTERDAY!!!

At first I wasn't gonna go because since Friday morning up till yesterday I had a REALLY BAD headache and didn't really think I could do a good job on learning stuff with a headache and nothing was helping it.. But when Mary got me on the messenger she said "get dressed and go to mom's!!" well I don't usually follow what my sister says but I told robert i'd go to mom's and I went and got dressed and I got to mom and dad's house and about a minute later Mary arrived.. we talked and worked out our "strategy" for the day...

We first had to go to Wal Mart and buy a few things that we would need.. Sewing machine needles, Batting, Quilting Basting Spray and then we were on our way home.. we had lunch first and then we got to work... we had our own little stations on the dining room table.. I really wish we had pictures taken for this thing.. showing that we were really working!!! LOL

Mom helped me with learning how to measure the fabric the right way and cutting the material etc. I was really really nervous because I wanted to make sure I was making 4 place mats right.. I had enough material where I started cutting for 4 placemats, 4 "coasters" to match the placemats and another 4 coasters for the living room!! and still have some materials left hehe..

Time really really flew throughout the day.. before we knew it was getting to be 5 30!! we just really had fun having a mom/daughters/sister day.. we talked about things related to quilting giving ideas on what we wanted to do and our suggestions etc. and I really didn't want to end the day but I knew we would have to.... I managed to get all the materials cut etc. and got 1 together (not sewn yet) but that's my next task is getting everything pinned together and then sew it!!!

I told Mary last night on the VP that I talked to mom and I suggested that we get together every month 1st Saturday of the month and work on quilting etc. and Mary said YES and mom said YES too so i'm excited to start having this get together..

My placemats won't be done by christmas but that's ok.. it'll be ready for next year :) Since probably next year christmas might be having it here at my house or will it be mom's??? hmmm LOL

My next project on my quilting will have something to do with Precious Moments OF COURSE hehe.. I'm thinking of making a "Quilt Throw" or maybe just a pillow or something haven't really decided on which I will do... Eventually I'm wanting to make something with a Monkey on it.. that'll be for Robert.. Just dont' know what unless he tells me what he would want me to make (hint hint robert) hehe..

Well.. that's about all the excitement I got going on in my life right now..I guess I'll close for now..

Max

Hey there...

Well today is mary's birthday but that's not the only thing about Nov. 13th.. Today is the day that we got MAX.. I can't believe that this year has gone by so fast and seeing how max has really grown I had robert take a picture of max just a few mins ago and a pic I have of him a year ago..

Max is a wonderful dog and very loveable.. although there is a few that he isnt' fond of but nonetheless he is a good dog... Max knows that we love him though all the good and bad things he's done and now he has a playmate that he loves playing with.. now just to get her housebroke lol but anyway.. here's 2 pics of then and now..


Max at about 8 weeks old


Max today...


IF anybody remembers this.. I got max as a birthday gift from Robert.. and we also have Vicki Carter to thank for giving max to us.. If it wasn't for Vicki.. we wouldn't have Max.. THANKS VICKI!!!

Happy Birthday Mary

Happy Birthday To You
Happy Birthday To You
Happy Birthday Dear Mary
Happy Birthday To You!!!!



I hope that you have a wonderful and special day today :)

Love Ya

Getting to know ME

Welcome to getting to know your friends. Okay,
Here's what you're supposed to do and try not to be lame and spoil the fun!
Just do it.
Copy this entire email and paste it into a new email you can send. First change all the answers so that they apply to you. Then send it to a whole Bunch of people you know,
INCLUDING THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU.
The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known facts about your friends

1. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR KITCHEN PLATES? Actually got 3 Sets but my favorite is the Country one it has Country Blue Hearts in the middle...

2. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? OH MY GOSH it has been TOOOO Long since I've read a book :(

3. What IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? 4 Golden Retrievers puppies

4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME? Scrabble

5. LEAST FAVORITE SMELL? uhhh anything that comes outta the bathroom EWWWWW

6. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU GET UP IN THE MORNING? DO I REALLY REALLY REALLY HAVE TO GO TO WORK TODAY????

7. FAVORITE COLOR? Blue

8. LEAST FAVORITE COLOR? Black or anything like a BRIGHT Neon

9. HOW MANY RINGS UNTIL YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? USUALLY 3 or 4

10. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME? Emily Marie for a girl and I like Brady for a boy but Robert doesn't :(

11. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Chocolate

12. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? Of Course!!!!!!!!

13. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? No the only animal I sleep with is my husband, well and my dog !!!!!

14. DO YOU LIKE THUNDER STORMS? I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT!!!!

15. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? Geo Prizm

16. What is your Birthday? November 14, 1975

17. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Yup Sure do

18. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB, WHAT WOULD IT BE? To be a Mom

19. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY COLOR HAIR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I like my hair the color it is so I probably won't change it :)

20. IS THE GLASS HALF FULL, OR HALF EMPTY? Depends on the situation

21. FAVORITE MOVIE? Right now.. National Lampoon Christmas Vacation

22. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? Mostly I do

23. WHAT'S UNDER YOU BED? Dust Bunnies

24. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? 7

25. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? Basketball and Baseball

26. YOUR SINGLE BIGGEST INTENSE PAIN? Losing someone I love

27. PERSON MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Mary

28. PERSON LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO THIS EMAIL? Derek

29. KETCHUP OR MUSTARD? KETCHUP!!!!

30. HAMBURGER OR HOT DOGS? HAMBURGER!!!!!!!!

31. WHAT IS YOU FAVORITE SEASON? Winter.. I just LOVE snow

32. THE BEST PLACES THAT YOU HAVE EVER BEEN? Arizona.. when I was on the road with my ex I saw the most beautiful places in Arizona.. wouldn't mind going back there one day

33. WHAT SCREEN SAVER IS ON YOUR COMPUTER RIGHT NOW? All the pictures on my computer file.. (family photo albums etc.)